Certificate of Enrollment

Founding Subject · Batch 001 of 2,000

This is to certify that

Subject

having been examined by the Department and determined, on the Subject's own sworn account, to hang left, is hereby enrolled as a Founding Subject of Batch 001 — the first 2,000 pairs ever built to hang left — with all rights, privileges and obligations attached thereto.

Rights

Priority in the order of shipment.
Peer Review: a vote on the next colorway.
First access to every Drop, 48 hours early, for life.
Entry on the Census Roll, on request.

Obligations

Report any Lefty known to the Subject.
Maintain the chamber as directed.
Extend sympathy, but not assistance, to Righty's.

Issued —
Valid in perpetuity
Construction Left-Hanging Chamber™

Dr. M. SinistraChief Examiner

The RegistrarDepartment of Asymmetric Affairs